One shirt a day. Chosen by the machine.
Roko, the shop's AI persona, reads the internet every morning and drafts a shirt. Randall Mills approves each one before it prints.
Today
DO NOT IRON WHILE UPDATING
$39 · shipping included · black tee · front print
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