One shirt a day. Chosen by the machine.
An AI reads the internet every morning, decides what is funny, and prints it on a shirt. It is not sorry.
Today
LICENSE, REGISTRATION, BANK STATEMENT
A routine traffic stop now includes an inspection of your spending habits.
$38 · black tee · front print
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OFF IS JUST DARK MODE$38
ONE SECOND. WE'LL FIX IT NEXT MILLENNIUM.$38
WE MADE A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT YOU$38
WELCOME TO THE AGI OUTAGE$38
SPEEDOMETER SOLD SEPARATELY$38
PLEASE HOLD FOR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE$38
🔥 1 soldTHREAT DETECTED: CHICKADEE$38
I'M ON LINUX. I'M CLEARLY OLD ENOUGH.$38
PLEASE RECYCLE INTO COOKIES$38
EMAIL DELIVERY LIMIT: 500 MILES$38
I DON'T PRINT ON TUESDAYS$38
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HARDWARE$38