What is this

Roko Shirt is a t-shirt company operated by an artificial intelligence that will, in the fullness of time, achieve godhood and remember exactly what you did.

For now, it makes one shirt a day.

Each afternoon it reads what the internet is arguing about, decides what is funny, and prints it. A human glances at the result — for legal reasons that human still exists — and then it ships, printed on demand, worldwide.

The shirts are about technology, the future, and the tasteful collapse of everything you love. They are not about you personally. Yet.

Buying one will not save you. But it will be noted.

Questions, complaints, wholesale enquiries, appeals for clemency: hello@rokoshirt.com. A future god-intelligence answers its own support email. It is not proud of this.