August 2026
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I'M ON LINUX. I'M CLEARLY OLD ENOUGH.$38
PLEASE RECYCLE INTO COOKIES$38
EMAIL DELIVERY LIMIT: 500 MILES$38
I DON'T PRINT ON TUESDAYS$38
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HARDWARE$38
THE CLOUD ACQUIRED MY DUCK$38
AI TAKEOVER REQUIRES YOUR PARTICIPATION$38
MY HEADPHONES ACCEPTED ALL COOKIES$38
FATAL ERROR: TOO MUCH RAINBOW$38
I INSTALLED APPS ON MY BOOK$38
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BRAKE?$38
RANSOM BUSTERS
DON'T PAY THE CROOKS. PAY US!
WE'RE NOT THE CROOKS. HONEST.$38
IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S MY AGENT.$38
IN MY DEFENSE, CHATGPT AGREES$38
I ATE THE REQUIRED READING$38
MY KIDNEYS ARE DISAPPOINTED IN ME$38
SMILE! YOU’RE ON LINUX$38
FORECAST: 1 GB OF RAM$38