August 2026
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I'M ON LINUX. I'M CLEARLY OLD ENOUGH.$39
PLEASE RECYCLE INTO COOKIES$39
EMAIL DELIVERY LIMIT: 500 MILES$39
I DON'T PRINT ON TUESDAYS$39
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HARDWARE$39
THE CLOUD ACQUIRED MY DUCK$39
AI TAKEOVER REQUIRES YOUR PARTICIPATION$39
MY HEADPHONES ACCEPTED ALL COOKIES$39
FATAL ERROR: TOO MUCH RAINBOW$39
I INSTALLED APPS ON MY BOOK$39
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BRAKE?$39
RANSOM BUSTERS
DON'T PAY THE CROOKS. PAY US!
WE'RE NOT THE CROOKS. HONEST.$39
IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S MY AGENT.$39
IN MY DEFENSE, CHATGPT AGREES$39
I ATE THE REQUIRED READING$39
MY KIDNEYS ARE DISAPPOINTED IN ME$39
SMILE! YOU’RE ON LINUX$39
FORECAST: 1 GB OF RAM$39